Just Like Heaven
“Show me how you do that trick The one that makes me scream” she said “The one that makes me laugh” she said And threw her arms around my neck “Show me how you do it And I promise you I promise that...
View ArticleSunny Hours
I’ve only got the sunny hours, brightest hours of day I never count the gloomy hours, I let them slip away I promised you all a bonus gangster rap song, but after much looking and soul searching (and...
View Article“Getting” chicks
If that’s true, I can only see two possible outcomes—either Jack Daniels and I become BFF’s or I have a stroke. I’ll let you know how it turns out… Back in February I started writing for...
View ArticleBroken
I wanted you to know That I love the way you laugh… Seether feat. Amy Lee of Evanescence I love music. I love The Blogger Hottie. I loved writing the Music Week posts and the consensus was that the...
View ArticleThe Brown Eyed Girl
..and a nice long hands holding walk…then find a nice quiet place to *cough* talk The Brown Eyed Girl After reading this you may say, “J.R. this sounds kind of familiar.” It’s not. Trust me. Each...
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Chevy’s is finger lickin good
Swear to God. True fuckin’ story. Monday night I was in Baltimore with Drama Queen. We were chillin’ with The Muse when she offered to take us to dinner. I’ve been craving good Mexican food, but...
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Jesus, high school, good radio and my novel
I blame the second can of Amp I slammed about 20 seconds before we cracked the mic’s on. It’s been an interesting week. This morning I drove to get coffee before heading to work and I was...
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Two-Fer Tuesday
I’m just keeping it real, yo. It’s been five days since I’ve written a post and that should clue you in to how I’ve been feeling lately. I apologize for the lack of prose, but I’m physically ill...
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Happy Birthday Drama Queen
Hugs and shit. It doesn’t seem like it’s been 14 years since Baby Mama dropped a 9 lb. 12 oz., 21 1/2 inch bundle of joy on the world, but it has been. My Drama Queen was supposed to be a King....
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Drama Queen’s first visit to the Scary Farm
The Halloween Haunt experience isn’t complete until someone goes to jail for being a dickwad. If you’ve lived in So. Cal for any length of time, you know that October means...
View ArticleReturn of the vlog
Trust me. You’re gonna wanna watch this. It’s my first VLOG of the year, and with good reason. I have face for radio. If you can’t stand the sight of me, just turn your head for five minutes. We...
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Screw it
“Holy crap. No. I’m not happy. Don’t tell me to screw it.” Wednesday, November 9. 4:37 PM My 14-year-old Drama Queen stays with grandma on Wednesday nights because I do my radio...
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The wrong side of 45
“Buttercup took the dirt nap.” Me Today I turn 46, which means I’m now officially on the countdown to 50. I really don’t care about the number, because I believe it’s about how old you feel....
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A tale of two years
It’s finally 2012 and for that I’m glad. 2011 was a shitty year for me, but I have big hopes for 2012. Of course, a year ago I said I had big hopes for 2011 and we know how that turned out....
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How many balls are too many?
…the more balls the better. First off, this is NOT a post about balls. I swear. I’m a guy and when the opportunity to make a ball joke pops up, I have to roll with it. Ya know? So if it’s not about...
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A teenage life lesson
I need to go find a way to accomplish that. Somehow. Yes. That’s me in 1984. I’m not sure where to start mocking myself. Is it the hair? The glasses? How about that shitty wanna be porn ‘stache I...
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Whitney’s greatest love of all
“Yeah,” I replied. “Pretty much.” By now everyone knows Whitney Houston died last month, most likely from overdosing on prescription pills. I began writing this post almost immediately after her...
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Video: In The Trenches of Daddy-hood, 3 Year Old Drama Queen
This video resonates to any parent of a child between the ages of 2 and 5. My own 4 year old son is dramatic about the cold when he’s tired. He will collapse on the floor and roll under the living...
View ArticleTo Glee or not to Glee
My 14-year-old daughter, who I lovingly refer to as Drama Queen thinks Glee is all that and a big bag of chips. As a 46-year-old heterosexual Caucasian male, I think its lame. Listen as we debate the...
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What to Look For In a Woman
Dr. NerdLove helps guys figure out what would truly work for them in a relationship. - Guys are surprisingly bad at knowing what we want. No, seriously. Ever been hanging out with a buddy who insists...
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